Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you
30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

supertigerbutt:

My sushi is too strong for you, traveller

supertigerbutt:

My sushi is too strong for you, traveller

stormcuttter:

rakaizombie:

wobblydash:

jamesfactscalvin:

magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Oh my God, these people are horrible!

Yeah my school told us making out could cause pregnancy too.

when i was in middle school they gave a girl a giant red paper heart and had three or four guys each come up and rip a piece off - the last chunk left in her hand was supposed to symbolize her worth as a person after being with other people.

This should be illegal

sarahsupastar:

absolute-bollocks:

half-doomed-and-semi-sweet:

koblala:

im-in-lesbians-with-tony-perry:

soliloquyn:

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of

It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of

No. We don’t need more of men in roles which should have gone to plus size women.

Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because it’s a pantomime technique so it’s not like the movie purposely discriminated, It was literally just written that way and it’s probably one of my favourite comedic techniques.

Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because in the original Hairspray movie the role was played by Divine, a radical and influential plus-size drag queen. It is in honor of that original casting and in Divine’s memory that more recent stage and movie adaptations of Hairspray have continued to cast Mrs. Turnblad as a man in drag.

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

untrustyou:

Gregory Halpern
bunrobot:

cupcakemichi:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

he is unstoppable

how did you get he from this
there is literally not a single pronoun or gender identifier of any kind in the post

there are hundreds of comments on this post referring to me as ‘he’ and you are the first to call that out. thank you

bunrobot:

cupcakemichi:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

he is unstoppable

how did you get he from this

there is literally not a single pronoun or gender identifier of any kind in the post

there are hundreds of comments on this post referring to me as ‘he’ and you are the first to call that out. thank you

kkixxx:

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